Hey, !
Last week, I was feeling under the weather, just like everyone else. But I'm back this week with another awesome email to keep you excited and engaged.
So, I'm just minding my own business, getting ready for my usual breakfast routine when I realize I'm all out of oats. Panic sets in, but I quickly remember there's this grocery store nearby that I don't usually visit.
This store is
massive, and I'm not exactly familiar with its layout. But thankfully, most stores these days have these handy aisle numbers and category lists to guide clueless shoppers like me. So, armed with this knowledge, I set out on a mission to locate the holy grail of breakfast items.
I start scanning the aisles, my
eyes darting from one sign to another, searching for the keyword: "breakfast." I know that's where the oats must be hiding. After a bit of searching, I spot the glorious aisle dedicated to breakfast foods. Relieved and victorious, I grab a box of oats and head to the checkout counter.